From Anonymous:
Last night at the bars, my friend and I got into a heated debate about Terminators. He was trying to argue the CGI Arnold was not CGI, but actually the governor himself. We made a bet, loser would have to hold a Smirnoff Ice for the rest of the night. I got out my iphone and proved it to him. He got weird looks the rest of the night.
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From Angry Guy:
My rommates and I came back from the bars and decided to play some Wii Baseball. My roommate did not have his wrist thing on, and tried me show me this “insane” pitch. The controller went straight into the TV and dented it. It’s my TV. A LCD one. I guess at least it did not shatter. Oh, in case you wonder, he threw a strike but I did not swing.
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From Anonymous:
I woke up in my bed topless. I have no clue where my top or bra were. I usually don’t go to sleep topless, at least not when I am not alone. Finds out, one of my friends drunkenly dared me to walk home topless because she argued I never do anything crazy. Well, guess I have one for the books now.
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From Anonymous:
This story is kind of disturbing. Proceed on if you don’t care. I go into the restroom and find someone puking in the stalls, his head was laying on the toilet. I ignored him and continue on with my business. About an hour so later at the same bar, I see the same guy making out with a girl. I almost puked in my mouth.
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From Anonymous:
It was my last day of school, and I was in Bio taking my final. Not even 5 minutes into the test, a guy turns in his scantron. Stunned, the professor says “Done already?” As the kid is walking out of class, some guy behind me goes “I applaud you sir!” and another says “setting the grading curve!” The whole class, including the professor, just burst out laughing as this poor guy is trying to get out of the room as quickly as possible.
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From Anonymous:
My boyfriend is in China this summer, but we promised to video once a week around a certain time. I had just gotten out of the shower in my robe. I glanced at my computer, he was online, so I clicked the video chat button, I then typed to him, “I know you’ll enjoy this.”
I started to change in front of the webcam. After a few seconds of teasing, I quickly realized it was not my boyfriend on the video screen. I had clicked on the wrong person! My guy friend definitely saw me naked, and he apologized. I explained to my friend I accidently clicked on his name instead of my boyfriend’s. Oh, and I did not tell my boyfriend about the little mishap.
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From Anonymous:
I woke up without a shirt on, and no cash left in my wallet. I asked my roommates what happened. They said I donated my shirt and my cash to a bum. I asked them why would they let me do that. They replied, I told them, I did not want to go to hell and that I needed to do something good for the night to redeem myself because I stole a pint glass from the bars.
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From Anonymous:
This morning, my female roommate and I woke up in my bed for the first time this year. Our relationship has always been platonic. But last night, we went out because I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. I had very little recollection of the night before. I asked my roommate what happened. She responded that we were at the bars and I saw my ex-gf, and that I asked her to make out with me to make my ex jealous. I then proceeded to text my ex telling her I was going to have sex with my roommate. I looked in my phone, and yes indeed, I did text her that.
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From Anonymous:
This story sadly does not involve drinking. I had stayed up way too long a night before. I came to class too late, and when I came in, there were only a few places left in the first row, with no folding tables (for note-taking) in front of me. Got a nasty stare from the teacher when I interrupted the polymer chemistry class, it is hard to sit down in the first row unnoticed.
Anyways, I started to take notes, but soon noticed that I was *really* tired. I gave up on trying to write, and changed my ambition to just listening. Soon, that proved too taxing, so I further downgraded it to just staying awake.
I also failed.
Since this was in the first row, nothing stopped me. I fell *literally* asleep, and feel off my chair on the floor, and there was a loud thud when my head hit the floor. Snickers here and there, and I felt like a complete fool. To top it off, the teacher was a neighbour of my family, and he asked me afterwards why I did not get enough sleep. Did not tell my folks, though.
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From Anonymous:
I was studying abroad. My roommate and I noticed we were randomly friends on Facebook with someone from here (probably drunken Facebook). We decided to messaged him and asked him the best places to visit here. I was expecting a reply with places to go; instead, he gave us his phone number and told us he would show us around. He took us out at the Euro Clubs. All of his friends were so welcoming and friendly and glad we were visiting Sweden. We were a little worried about what Swedes would think of Americans, but they all loved us free of judgement. I left after having the time of my life and feeling as if I knew these people for years. If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be here.
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From Anonymous:
Couple of years ago was my first spring break in PCB and I was out there w/ 4 other dudes. Well, a girl we know rode out on our last night and rented one of those motor scooters and one of my boys decided to take it for a ride. Well, an hour later, we get a call from the hospital. He was cruising down the sidewalk, and crossed an entrance to a hotel, and some moron turned in haulin *** and ran his *** right over. Dislocating my boy’s shoulder, and scuffing his *** up from head to toe. AT LEAST this happened on our last night there so we didn’t have too much time spent in the hospital and not in the bars!
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From Anonymous:
Last night, around 3AM in KY we hit a deer going about 70 on the interstate. Call 911 to get some police to do a report for the insurance (first thing they ask in KY when you call and tell them you hit a deer is is the deer alive or dead – not if all the people are ok or not). Anyways, police comes and takes a report, we cut the airbag out of the steering wheel and drove the rest of the way down with no airbags, seatbelts, drivers side headlight, and a broken windshield. What a great way to start the trip off. I’m also pretty sure my insurance is going to total out the car. LOL!
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