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Don’t go to Vegas

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From Scott:

So any Sin City trip isn’t complete without drugs, sex, alcohol, rock-n-roll, and losing $4,000 in 26 minutes along with your cell phone. This is how my stay in Vegas began and ended. It all started with the last day of my trip. Going on 32 hours without sleep my friend and I stroll into the Stratosphere Casino where he precedes to lose $4,000 dollars in 26 minutes, don’t worry I had 4 free cocktails priced at $1,000 a piece while he was tossing some lousy dice. Day turns into night, so we hit the strip. With a sour taste in hour mouths from losing we score VIP passes then order bottle service in the VIP sweet of the Tangerine Club at Treasure Island. After having a drunken rampage at the club we find ourselves leaving with 2 beautiful woman to spend the night in a sweet suite in the Bellagio. 10am the morning of departure and now 42 hours without sleep I find myself delusional on the steps of Ceasars Palace wondering where my cell phone is and why when I call it a drug-influenced man named Monty picks up, and why he wants me to meet him at the Crazy Horse? (which i assumed to be a pscodelic buffet, but is really a dirty dirty strip club). So, now going on 44 hours without sleep I find myself relaxed, yet frightened, sitting in a dimly lit room waiting on Monty deliver the goods. Needless to say, today I have a new cell phone, never got back the $4,000 my friend lost, still talk to the girls who “happened in Vegas but didn’t stay there,” Monty has yet to arrive, and arrived in Lubbock, Texas at Texas Tech with an impressive 58 hours without sleep.

Only in College…

6 Responses to “Don’t go to Vegas”

  1.  Anonymous Says:

    that’s why i stay away from the tables when i go to vegas, booze and clubs only for me

  2.  Anonymous Says:

    and strip clubs

  3.  Anonymous Says:

    and hooters

  4.  Anonymous Says:

    and In N Out

  5.  Anonymous Says:

    and not even your own hotel room

  6.  Anonymous Says:

    should have spent that 4K on something else, i very rarely gamble when i’m in vegas, rather go see a show or drink instead

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