From Jones:

It was Spring 2009 when all my girls got together for a 12 hour trip to Panama City Beach, Florida. It was a very long trip. Once we got there the fun begun. We partied every single night. My friends got to go back stage with the Ying Yang twins. The foam party was amazing I was soaked! One of the nights we were down there, there was a party on the beach. Even though it was raining the party had just begun we got smashed off someone else’s beer. My friends had the biggest boobs and was going to enter the wet t-shirt contest but their competition was a size A = [ …anyways that’s not the beginning. There was this one girl who “made” the party she was doing so many “X-rated” things =0 you was shocked to see! Even though she eventually got kicked out she got the party going lol and the boys were happy!!!.. I can’t wait until Spring 2010!!! We’re going streaking!!!!

Only in College…

From Greg:

Couple of days ago, I was packing my stuff getting ready to move out. I was cleaning out the closet when I discovered my old phone. I lost it couple of months ago, I had no recollection what happened to it. I woke up one morning and discovered my phone gone. I looked everywhere for it, I finally gave up.

I turned the phone on, decided to check the text messages. The last one was, “it happened over spring break i am sorry” My girlfriend cheated on me over SB. I already broke up with her, but I still do not remember these texts. But it explains why I threw my phone.

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From TG:

My roommates and I were playing some bags out on our front lawn. Soon, our neighbors across the street joined us. And after that, more people joined in on the fun. I don’t know why we continue drinking on the streets and not bring the party inside our house or something. But soon enough the cops showed up. Everyone started running in all different directions. I ran down the block to my neighbors house. I could hear the cops running after us.

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From Anonymous:

My buddy and I were playing some catch at the park. There was a cute girl tanning in the park as well. I signaled my buddy to throw the ball towards her way so I can engage in a convo. Well, he definitely threw the ball her way alright. He launched it completely over me and the baseball dented a car side door.

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From Sarah:

Being a hot day, my friends and I decided to go play football in our school’s fountain…in our bikinis. After a while, we were attracting a crowd. Trying to look hot, I tried to make an amazing catch but tripped and lost my balance, hitting my head and losing my top in the process. We had to call it quits due to my clumsiness. I don’t know what was worse, my bruised/bloody cheek or my ego.

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From Anonymous:

Last night, I decided to stay sober and just smoke instead. I haven’t smoked in awhile, so after a couple of rips, I was feeling the effects of it. If any of you have smoked before, you probably know about the munchies. My friend and I decided to drive to Mickey D’s to satisfy our urges. I drove with extra caution since it was friday night. My friend had passed out within a matter of minutes in my car. I approached a red light, stopped and waited. After five or so minutes, it was still red. I was starting to get a little irritated, but I did not want to run it since I was afraid of cops hiding somewhere. I waited another 2-3 minutes. A car came from behind me, after a few seconds, he honk’d at me, and my friend jumped up. I gave the guy behind me the finger since it was still a red light. Then I heard him yell, “it’s a stop sign, you retard.” Ohhhhhhh.

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From Anonymous:

We live on the top floor of an old 3 story house. I am not exaggerating, the stairs to our floor look like they are about to fall apart any second. When we walk in our apartment, our neighbors downstairs probably wanted to kill themselves. It made the most obnoxious noises ever, if you were blind folded, you would probably thought you were in a haunted house because of the cracking and squeaking noises. But hey, I’m not complaining, rent is cheap.

Last night, we had a party at our apartment to celebrate the beginning of summer. We had about 25-35 people over. Fast forward to sometime after midnight. Some girl decided to show her dancing skills off on our living room’s coffee table, two girls decided to join her. About 30 seconds later, one girl went flying off. I thought one of the legs broke on the coffee table, but nope, the leg was still in intact, the leg punctured through the flooring. Pretty sure, our neighbors want to kill us.

I haven’t called the landlord yet, I’m not sure if my neighbors will rat me out to the landlord. I’m still thinking of what to say…

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From T:

I opened the cable bill today, Total: $235. Our bill is usually in the $120 range. I looked at the statement, during the week I was gone for spring break, there were a total of 9 porno movies ordered. Three of us were gone, only one of our roommates stayed. When I asked him about it, he said, he had friends over, but he doesn’t remember watching any pornos. Well, he better get the money from his friends. Who still pays for porn?

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From Jordan:

I woke up this morning with some horrible pain on my butt. I dropped my pants to find a tattoo of the Cuban flag on my right ass cheek. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I am not Cuban, and I hate tattoos. I need to find new friends.

Only in College…

“Vegas Baby” from Versak:

At the Mirage. Drinking Jack Daniels with college friends in hotel room. More college friends show up. More Jack Daniels drinking. Friend offers a ride to the Palms. Friend is drinking Jack Daniels? Friend is not drinking Jack Daniels. We drink more Jack Daniels. Friend drives drunk friends to the Palms. Two of us get into the Playboy club. Other friends and driver leave and are not seen again. Make it to the roof of the Playboy club. Drinking more Jack Daniels. Dancing with models who drink my Jack Daniels. Give my hotel key to the models. Lose my friend. Panic. Rush out of Playboy club. Stumble out of the Palms. Get a taxi to the Mirage. Taxi does not accept plastic. Show taxi driver empty wallet. Get pulled out of taxi by taxi driver. Get dragged by ear and neck through the Mirage by taxi driver. Get forced to remove $80 from the ATM for taxi driver. Remove $40 from the ATM for taxi driver. Tell taxi driver to go fuck himself. Enter the Beatles club alone. Drink more Jack Daniels. Buy Jack Daniels shots for girls I don’t know. Girls I don’t know turn out to be hookers. Hookers want to know me. I don’t want to know the hookers. Head to hotel room. Realize I do not have a key. Elevator bouncers pick a fight. Blackout.
The end.

Only in College…. and Vegas

Congratulation to Versak!

From Alex:

I just finished explaining to my parents how the hell I spent $700 in 3 days time. They didn’t seem to understand that a weekend trip to Mexico, multiple kegs, multiple handles, club admissions, food, gas, and bailing out two of my friends from what seemed like the Mexican Mafia doesn’t come for free.

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From Andy:

Over spring break my extended family and I took a cruise around Mexico. I decided to hit on this hot girl by the pool. We were totally hitting it off and having a great time until I told her my large crazy fucked up family was all on board. Then she told me hers was too. This smoking hot chick was my second cousin.

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