From Kaitlyn:

I went on spring break in Cancun. First day there I decided to tan, after all, Minnesota winters don’t do anything for my skin. While drinking pina coladas and laying out I happened to fall asleep. My friends decided it would be great ideas to draw penises and swear words over my body and face with SPF 90 lotion. When I woke up, I was burnt to a crisp with penises on my cheeks and swear words and sexual pictures on my legs and belly. I couldn’t tan out the words because the rest of my body was so badly burnt. Worst trip ever, I couldn’t even go out without harassment. Never again!

Only in College…

From Jennifer:

While on spring break I decided (after much peer pressure from my friends) to enter the wet t-shirt contest. After beating out 50 other girls for a spot in the top 10, things were getting pretty heated. I had to do something dramatic! The mix of alcohol, sun, and dancing definitely got the best of me, and as I was going to the end of the stage I leaned over too far and fell off. I fell onto one guys fist, leaving me with a black eye and broken collarbone. I told my parents I fell down the stairs while in Cancun, they believed me until my younger sister showed them the pictures on facebook. Now they joke I deserve it.

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From Anne:

While on Spring Break in South Padre Island, I found a really hot guy I wanted to impress. We were flirting non stop and decided to drunken Karaoke together. While singing summer nights, everyone at the bar was really getting into it. Right before the last verse “Oh, those summer -pause- nights….” He let out this huge fart during the pause and looked right at me as if I did it. The whole bar and resort called me stinky butt the rest of the trip. Beware of cute men!

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From Andrew:

I went on spring break with 2 of my buddies. While in Puerto Rico, I decided to sit in the hot tub. It was only 11 am and fairly empty, allowing me a nice break from all the drinking. About 2 minutes later a couple entered the hot tub. I just layed on the side with my eyes close, just wanting to relax and not talk to anyone.

Well my wish came true, they didn’t want to talk to me either. Instead, they wanted to get it on, with me present. The guy started going at his girl doggie style, not even trying to hide it. The waves from the thrusting were crashing over my head and the sound effects were too much to bear. The girl was watching my reaction as she was being penetrated in the most obscene way I have ever seen. I was out in a split second. I don’t think of hot tubs in the same way I used to.

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From Jennifer:

My husband and I married our sophomore year of college before he left for the military. Married for only 2 days, my new husband and I were going on our first real vacation together. We were taking a cruise out of San Juan Puerto Rico around the Caribbean. We decided we wanted to be in the Newly Wed Contest they hold on the ship. There was another newly wed couple that wanted to be in it as well. Seeing that there is only one spot, they had us compete for it. I had to yell “Tarzan Tarzan be my man, take me to the stage as fast as you can,” and he had to pound on his chest doing the Tarzan scream as long and loud as he could thereafter. The audience would decide by their applause.

The other couple went and did a cute kiss at the end. My husband decided to win over the audience by throwing me over his shoulder (without me knowing) and doing the Tarzan scream. When he went to pick me up, he was stepping on the bottom of my dress, and the whole audience saw my boobs pop out as he picked me up. The host of the show said we were the first couple ever to use a visual approach. We won the applause.

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From Versak:

At the Mirage. Drinking Jack Daniels with college friends in hotel room. More college friends show up. More Jack Daniels drinking. Friend offers a ride to the Palms. Friend is drinking Jack Daniels? Friend is not drinking Jack Daniels. We drink more Jack Daniels. Friend drives drunk friends to the Palms. Two of us get into the Playboy club. Other friends and driver leave and are not seen again. Make it to the roof of the Playboy club. Drinking more Jack Daniels. Dancing with models who drink my Jack Daniels. Give my hotel key to the models. Lose my friend. Panic. Rush out of Playboy club. Stumble out of the Palms. Get a taxi to the Mirage. Taxi does not accept plastic. Show taxi driver empty wallet. Get pulled out of taxi by taxi driver. Get dragged by ear and neck through the Mirage by taxi driver. Get forced to remove $80 from the ATM for taxi driver. Remove $40 from the ATM for taxi driver. Tell taxi driver to go fuck himself. Enter the Beatles club alone. Drink more Jack Daniels. Buy Jack Daniels shots for girls I don’t know. Girls I don’t know turn out to be hookers. Hookers want to know me. I don’t want to know the hookers. Head to hotel room. Realize I do not have a key. Elevator bouncers pick a fight. Blackout.
The end.

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From cdizzle:

I spent last fourth of July camping at a lake with a few good friends. We drank, attempted to fish, drank, swam, and drank some more during our trip. Our 2nd day into camping by the lake, a group of college-aged kids took the site next to us. There were 3-4 dudes and 3 girls if I remember correctly.

Around 7p.m. of our 2nd day camping and boozing all day, we started talking to these girls next to us. Their guy friends obviously were not too pleased – suckers. I was sitting on an inflatable chair at our campsite, after drinking for many hours, when one of the girls, whom I had not even said a single word to yet, walked up to me in her bathing suit and sat on my lap.

Now, when a girl walks up to you without saying anything and sits on your lap, and you’ve both been drinking a lot, shit’s about to go down. As the sun was dropping, so were her clothes inside our tent. We were fooling around for what seemed like an hour or so inside the tent when she crawled to the tent entrance for some fresh air. I followed her out. I noticed my brother passed out on the picnic table by the fire, with my other friends taking over the tent to pass out hammered.

We now had nowhere to continue hooking up. I couldn’t go in the tent. I had no idea where the keys to our car were, so we couldn’t go inside my car. We couldn’t go to her tent because everyone she came with was in there. I recommended we go down to the shore, even though it was quite rocky, and lay down a towel. She objected. So we compromised by laying down my towel, to the right of my car, a few feet from the dirt road. We pick up where we left off (no protection so I didn’t go there if you know what I mean.)

So, on the 4th of July, the night of fireworks, I am getting ready to get a BJ from this chick. I’m laying on my back and she begins to go to work when all of a sudden, I hear tires come to a halt directly behind my head, and bright lights shining directly on us.

In my “wtf” state, I turn my head around to see a cop car, staring directly at us a few feet behind me, with two cops shining their flashlights on us.

Needless to say, there were no fireworks, and it turned out this girl lied to me about her age, and wasn’t 18. What almost turned into some fireworks ended with me caught with my pants down, literally, by two cops, and almost arrested because she wasn’t 18.

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