From Anonymous:

Me and a few buddies decided to pile up in one of our friends’ Durango’s for a night of aimless driving. We did all of the usual hooligan activities: ding dong ditched people’s houses, threw stuff on peoples front yards, kicked down garbage cans, and even the occasional ding dong stay. It was a rather comical, yet uneventful night until we found a golden opportunity waiting on the side of a tightly parked street.

Since it was Thursday, it was garbage day in our neighborhood. Like earlier stated, there was garbage lined up on the sides of streets for pickup that we were messing with. Well driving along, we came upon a fairly large, yet light couch someone was tossing. We get out, heave it into the middle of the street, and speed off.

Yeah we thought we were cool.

We then decided to take another drive by to see if it was tampered with, and to our dismay, it wasn’t. We then, being the clever demons we are, decide to wedge the couch between two parked cars to create an impregnable stopping force that is a couch wedged between two parked cars. (It looked like an H if you were looking from above, for a visual)

There was only one thing left to do, sit and wait. About five minutes pass and nothing happens. We then decided, another five minutes and were gone, this street seems to be dead. I wasn’t even able to finish my sentence when a car pulls up on the opposite side of us, and just stares into the wall of eternal couch fortitude. We get a good laugh until we realize who’s coming up on the other side of the couch, our side; A police cruiser. While our laugh subsides and the cop gets outside with his maglite to check what he deems to be the next coming of Christ, my buddy turns the engine on, pulls into the closest driveway he can back into, and guns it in the opposite direction of the carnage we created. We had to of drove 15 minutes away before we thought we were finally in the clear.

Only in College…