From Lucas:
To celebrate our newly acquired Alumni status, a few friends and I went out last night. We pre-gamed at home while watching the Lakers/Rockets game. Someone suggested we should take a shot/chug a beer for every shot Kobe made. Well, Kobe took a lot of shots, made a lot of shots, so we took a lot of shots on top of the mixed drinks we were having. I remember going to the bars, but do not remember anything at the bars, or how I woke up in my female roommate’s bed. Finds out, I got home, proceeded to her room, woke her up, asked her for a sexual favor, got denied, whipped out my peter, started pissing on her bed, she slapped me, left the room, and I fell asleep in my own piss. She has a subletter for the summer and she’s providing the furniture.
Only in College…
Haha, sucks for the new roommate
Just spray a bunch of fresbreese stuff and flip the bed
hahaha, i bet you she went to piss in your bed while you were sleeping in hers