From Cher:
After a few months in college, my friends and I had established a pretty good routine of getting wasted every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and sometimes other nights. Being that half our party nights were weeknights, a lot of boozing happened right in the dorms.
One night following a nice powerhour, my roommate had the brilliant idea that cable costs should be included in our tuition given you pay a lot to attend a private school. She says she’s going to email the president of the university and tell her this new scheme, and we all crack up laughing.
The next day, my roommate gets an email from the president of our college thanking for her innovative suggestion. Not only did my roommate email the school president at 3am, but signed the email “Love you, Suse!”
We never did get free cable.
Only in College…
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Your friend still gets an A for effort in my books.