From Danielle:
I was at the bar getting hit on by this super hot guy. Unfortunately, my friends were drunk and thought it would be a great idea to make the situation awkward. My guy friend started calling me his girlfriend, while my roommate kept licking my arm and ear. They took it to extremes when they bit me on the arm and ear. To top it off they tucked their shirts in the pants and pulled them up to their waist, then started air humping me.
Only in College…