From Anonymous:
This happened a few days ago, the day before my graduation. I went out partying with my friends before the day of my graduation. The commencement was at 10am. My parents and relatives were meeting me at my house at 9am. I told myself I’ll just go out for a few drinks since I want to be able to function the next day. Well, obviously that wasn’t the case. I ended up consuming an immense amount of alcohol and ended up hooking up with a friend.
I did not wake up until I heard someone knocking on my door. I looked at my alarm, it was 8:45. I opened the door, it was my parents! Before I could say anything, they walked into my room and literally screamed when they saw the girl in my bed. My friend was partially naked and my parents just told me to get myself together, and call them when I was ready and left.
Only in College…
u would..."
hahaha, def. only in college
wow…that’s a story to tell your kids
and you probably shoudlnt’ tell your wife
did you invite her to your graduation?
i would have, she sounds like a keeper
lol, what would have made a better story is if your parents asked the girl, “how was he?”
hah, your parents will be sharing that story for some time