“Vegas Baby” from Versak:
At the Mirage. Drinking Jack Daniels with college friends in hotel room. More college friends show up. More Jack Daniels drinking. Friend offers a ride to the Palms. Friend is drinking Jack Daniels? Friend is not drinking Jack Daniels. We drink more Jack Daniels. Friend drives drunk friends to the Palms. Two of us get into the Playboy club. Other friends and driver leave and are not seen again. Make it to the roof of the Playboy club. Drinking more Jack Daniels. Dancing with models who drink my Jack Daniels. Give my hotel key to the models. Lose my friend. Panic. Rush out of Playboy club. Stumble out of the Palms. Get a taxi to the Mirage. Taxi does not accept plastic. Show taxi driver empty wallet. Get pulled out of taxi by taxi driver. Get dragged by ear and neck through the Mirage by taxi driver. Get forced to remove $80 from the ATM for taxi driver. Remove $40 from the ATM for taxi driver. Tell taxi driver to go fuck himself. Enter the Beatles club alone. Drink more Jack Daniels. Buy Jack Daniels shots for girls I don’t know. Girls I don’t know turn out to be hookers. Hookers want to know me. I don’t want to know the hookers. Head to hotel room. Realize I do not have a key. Elevator bouncers pick a fight. Blackout.
The end.
Only in College…. and Vegas
Congratulation to Versak!
This was my pick to win the contest as well. Legendary for sure.
well deserve, don’t think the gift card will cover the bill the guy accrued from that night though
So where did the guy sleep that night? In the elevator? Jail?
I love your Earnest Hemingway’esque prose. This was also one of my favorite stories. Well done Versak.
definitely one of the best stories on here. well deserved
hahaahaha, this is actually really funny
hilarious story, no doubt. love the writing style.
this story trumps that other vegas story