From Anonymous:
I finished all of my exams this year before Cinco de Mayo. I decided I was going to go all out on my last night of school, and celebrate the holiday right…with tequila! I am usually a heavy drinker so I took way more than enough (somewhere around 20 non-normal sized shots). Needless to say I do not remember leaving my dorm that night and even going to the frat house where i made out with 2 boys…surprisingly enough, even after that, everyone thought that I was fine…up until I fell down a flight of stairs… when a police officer saw me fall he came over to ask if I was alright and noticed that I was very intoxicated…after refusing a breathalyzer test he insisted that I go to the hospital…he called the ambulance and I woke up with an IV in my arm and a heart monitor taped to my chest, wondering where I was and how i got there!! The nurses told me that I had a .35 alcohol level and that I could have died…but that I handled the alcohol very well and they were surprised by my BAC because I was a completely functional. Earlier, she tells me I decided that the emergency room floor was a toilet and I peed on it! At least I can handle myself when drunk!
Only in College…
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wow, .35? that’s pretty impressive for a girl
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