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David vs Goliath, cops win.

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From Jordan:

Snuck into frat party drunk off of my ass. Fell over, knocked sorority girl down, spilled both of our drinks. Frat guys go ape shit, chase after me. Run through house for dear life, turn corner, grab random girl, start making out against wall, frat guys run past me. Keep making out for 5 more minutes, forget about frat guys. boyfriend of girl finds me, I run for dear life again, this time into middle of street. Cop sees me, get arrested for public intoxication, but didn’t get beat up by frat guys or BF. I win

Only in College…

4 Responses to “David vs Goliath, cops win.”

  1.  Andrew Says:

    You lose, the cops win!

  2.  Georgiev Says:

    It’s funny that people would attempt to hurt you for being overly drunk at a party…. kind of ironic. Those guys are punks if you ask me. But good escape bro

  3.  Jay the Chosen One Says:

    Not all frat guys act like that… but yeah, I can see why you said and think that

  4.  Franz Says:

    /runescape

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