From Steve’s friend:
Steve and his friends were out at a bar one Saturday night. We saw a police patrol car was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Minnesota waiting for drunk drivers as they often did. Late in the evening, the officer saw Steve leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. Steve stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, Steve managed to find his own car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other peeps left the bar and drove off. Finally, Steve started his car, switched the wipers on and off even though it wasn’t raining, flicked the flasher on and off, beeped the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the car forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more people at the bar, including half-wasted me and my friend. At last Steve pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that Steve was drunk at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.” “I doubt it,” said Steve. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Only in College…
THIS IS GENUIS!@
hahahahaa, maybe your friend should try the movie business
or that the cop is just ridiculously stupid
this is fake. are you telling me that none of you have ever got this in an email?
who cares if it’s fake or not. it’s for a good laugh.
^ concur. you’re a tool if you are debating if a story is true or not.
fake