This happened freshmen year, my roommate was/is an alcoholic. I believe it was a Sunday night. Anyways, he started drinking by himself for some reason. The great friends that we are of course encouraged him. My friends and I had an evil plan all along, we were going to “shame” him. So each of us took a shot or two with him. We even made him chase a shot with a beer can pong. At last, he finally passed out and we were able to commenced our shaming process. We used our beloved sharpies and drew penises all over him. We then took the saran wrap and wrapped him into what looked like a giant condom followed by dumping trash all over him. I was his roommate, so course I did not want to wake up with him in the same room, so I slept across the hall. The next morning, he calls me, “dude, I think someone broke into our room, they made a huge mess and stole some of ‘your’ stuff.” I go back into my room, and of course, my stuff was thrown around, and some of my stuff was “stolen.” Of course “they” did not steal anything from him. I got the stuff back from him eventually. I think we taught him a good lesson.
Only in college…
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