From Wright 9:
Before heading out one night I had the great idea of getting a subway sandwich to put in the fridge to accommodate my drunken munchies that I was going to get upon returning from a night out. After coming back completely trashed I really didn’t want to eat alone so I roamed the halls, sandwich in hand, and listened for sounds coming from rooms. As luck would have it, the two hottest girls on my floor were still awake, and unfortunately, sober enough to remember everything.
I made my way into their room and creepily asked them both out for sushi, in the same sentence. If that weren’t bad enough I kept going on and on as to how hot they were and how I thought they were each “very nice girls”. At some point they tried to get rid of me because of my drunken buffoonery and I put my sandwich in one of their desk drawers and went across the hall to take a leak in the girls bathroom. When I finished, I realized that they had locked me out. I began pounding on the door (It was now around 3:30AM) and asked them for my sandwich, to which they replied that I took it with me. Eventually I gave up on the sandwich and went to bed.
The next morning I wake up and end up in the elevator with both of them. All they can do is laugh when they see me and ask me when we were going to get sushi (because they both agreed to go out with me to get me out of their room). For the rest of the year I didn’t live this down. Sure was a fun night though.
Only in College…
why didn’t you just take them out?
i was rooting for a 3some
So were my friends when I told them the next day but there was no way that was gonna happen. It was one of the more interesting nights I had… Never even took them out for sushi though because I was so embarrassed and they were so far out of my league. Wish I had though.
no such thing as “far out of my league.” it’s all about confidence bud.
^ concur. girls like guys with confident. or just surround yourself with girls, that always get their attention.
Too late now. Thanks for the advice though.
ugh i hate guys like you… sooooo annoying
guys with such low self esteem = instant turn off