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F*** my roommate

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From Anonymous:

I was on a date out in the park of my campus when I got a text from my roommate saying “I don’t want to ruin your night, but I have some bad news” I texted her “what?” and she just said “I’ll tell you when you get back.”

So at this point, I wrap up the date asap, and get back to my room to find out what happened. I walk in to the horrified face of my roommate and the following conversation takes place:

Her: “So…um…a girl from my sorority is an RA and was making rounds instead of ours because ours isn’t here. Well, I had to ask her something about our Easter egg hunt and she came into the room and saw your alcohol. She started to get bitchy about it and said she had to confiscate it because it was her ‘duty’ as an RA. We have to go to the dorm court tomorrow. I really don’t know what’s going to happen.”

Me: “OH…MY…GOD….”

So, I continue to freak out with my roommate, we look up the penalties for alcohol which include a fine, counseling, AND parental notification since we live in a dry dorm and are under 21. At this point, I’m about to just call my parents and confess because I know finding out from the school would be much worse, when my roommate says:

“Oh and one more thing…APRIL FOOLS!”

I look at the clock and it’s about 1 am, April 1st. Worst joke…ever.

Only in College…

5 Responses to “F*** my roommate”

  1.  Ryan Says:

    I chuckled when I saw how scared you were at the thought of getting caught with some alcohol. Would your parents honestly care? It’s college. As long as you aren’t failing I think they would understand… On a side note, your room mate owned you!

  2.  Melissa Says:

    Were you having a good date? If the guy was cute then it sure was a good april fools. If the date was a disaster than you should thank her!

  3.  James Says:

    haha, did you just call your parents and tell them april fools!?

  4.  Anonymous Says:

    haha, this is really funny, i’ll have to try this next year, i’m living int he dorms again

  5.  Kelly Says:

    hahaha, your roommate sounds like fun. i would totally get along with her.

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