From Anonymous:
The other night at the bars, I was pissing and was on the phone with my booty call at the same time. I had the phone between my ears and shoulder, I lost control of my phone and it slipped right into the urinal while I was still pissing. So yea, I was pissing on my own phone. My drunk decision: I picked the phone up, continued the conversation. Nothing was going to stop me.
Only in College…
u would..."
well, at least you know you have a waterproof phone
hahaha