From R:
Last halloween, my friend throws a big house party, I have no idea how many people came and went because I started drinking 2 hours before everyone. It was a McDonald’s themed party because the week before some of his friends stole a McDonald’s sign that was down off the pole for repair. Yea, the ones that sits like 50ft up in the air. They had that in the backyard all light up.
Anyways, the party gets going big and there are all sorts of costumes. Long story short, after many shots and a keg stand where they dropped me and hit my head on the concrete and laughed at it. I ended up trying to sleep in my car but dropped my keys under my car and couldnt get in so I decided to fall asleep next to my car.
I woke up to two fire trucks on the street. I found out that the McDonald’s sign in the backyard caught on fire because we wired it up wrong, basically we took an extension cord cut it and spliced it together. Oops, maybe we shouldn’t have done that drunk.
Oh and I was the cat in the hat.
Only in College (Alabama)…
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!