From Anonymous:
Last weekend, I woke up to a combination of pounding and door bell ringing. I answered the door semi hungover to my parents standing in front of me. I don’t think they were too please to see me in my hungover state of mind. They asked me what was on my forehead. I said, “I don’t know.” They told me to go take a look. I went into the bathroom to find out OWNED was written on my forehead.
Only in College…
haha, that’s what you get for having your shoes off
can’t blame your roommates, they didn’t know