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Hit the Deck but stay on your motherf***ing toes!!!

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From Jason:

My buddy and I were walking back from an exhausting lab. We had a few hours to kill and found ourselves at the bar. We had both gotten paid a few days earlier so we decided to go all out. We killed 8 pitchers over the course of two hours. We had another course together in the afternoon. Rather than skipping it, we decided to go drunk. We don’t remember much, but some friends of ours gave us a great recap of the events that transpired.

“You guys got kicked out of the class twenty minutes into it.”

“Why”

“Dude the two of you would NOT stop screaming the lyrics to the ‘I’m on a Boat!’ song”

Only in College…

9 Responses to “Hit the Deck but stay on your motherf***ing toes!!!”

  1.  Aaron Says:

    That song is taking over the world, one college student at a time

  2.  JO Says:

    I love this song, for those who don’t know what it is, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

  3.  Alison Says:

    i wish i was there, i love this song, our bars play it. when they do, the whole bar goes crazy

  4.  Caitlyn Says:

    Aww shit
    Get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)
    Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
    But stay on your motherfuckin toes
    We runnin this, let’s go!!!!!

  5.  Aaron Says:

    I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
    The dolphin’s splashin, gettin e’rybody all wet
    But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
    I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

  6.  Jay Hova Says:

    I’m on a boat and, it’s goin fast and
    I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
    I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
    If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh
    {Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

  7.  Aaron Says:

    haha keep it going people

  8.  Jay Hova Says:

    Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
    This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

  9.  June Says:

    I never heard of this until now…I can’t stop watching the youtube video, thanks JO

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