From Anonymous:
Ok, so its exam week, everybody is stressed out except for me and about 5 other wasters! The night before one of my friends exams, he decided not to study but to go for a couple of beers at the school pub. That was his first mistake. Several pints of beer and an unknown number of shots later we decide it probably time we should leave…exams and all that. However on the way the guy in question (let’s call him Paul because his name is Paul) decides to go to the off license for some hard liquor. That was his second mistake.
Long story short, after several hours of serious drinking I awoke to a lot of laughter. I went to see what was happening and there was Paul, shirtless in the bath with his hair partially shaved and colored in with black permanent marker, with full beard and pirates style eye patch. As if that wasn’t enough one of the more artistic guys in the group drew an uncanny likeness of Che Guevara on his back along with the usual unimaginative drunken scrawlings of put dick here, swastikas etc. So the guy wakes up 40minutes before his exam starts covered in permanent marker, and still basically drunk. I’m not certain but I think this might have something to do with him washing cars these days.
Only in College…
the phrase is, work hard, party hard, not the other way around