From Clifford:
My housemates and I decided to throw a big Halloween party. We had a perfect party house, so everybody was excited. The party itself was a blast. Multiple kegs, tons of people… it was a great time. That is, until some god damn hooligans threw a HUGE table off of our 2nd story balcony. It’s not really that big of a deal that the table was ruined. It was more the fact that it crashed straight through the windshield of our housemates car. When I say housemates car, I mean the ONLY people in the entire house that were against having the party and subsequently did not participate in it.
Only in College…



hahahaahaha, this story is definitely one of my favorites!
oh my god, haha, that sucks hardcore
are you serious? holy crap, housemates are going to be PISSED
someone is getting the beatdown
They flipped the fuck out the next morning. We heard his front door open, like he had just gotten up. Then I hear him walk outside. Silence for a minute and then “WHAT THE F**K IS THIS SH*T.” He went on a cursing rampage for 15 minutes and got all of us out of our rooms and downstairs. It wasnt fun…