From Anonymous:
I woke up without a shirt on, and no cash left in my wallet. I asked my roommates what happened. They said I donated my shirt and my cash to a bum. I asked them why would they let me do that. They replied, I told them, I did not want to go to hell and that I needed to do something good for the night to redeem myself because I stole a pint glass from the bars.
Only in College…