From Anonymous:
When I was going to Eastern Kentucky University, well, lets just say I didnt study alot. One night my friends and I were at a party and a few people needed a ride from the dorms. So being the brave idiot I was at the time- I decided that I’d go pick them up…After hammering half a bottle of Vodka (and Im not a big girl-115 pounds) I drag some people with me as I head out the door and we make our way to the dorms.
On the way there, I made a sharp turn and flipped my headlights off. Cops look out for that sort of thing in a college town so, to no surprise, I get pulled over. As soon as I saw the blue lights, everything started to look really really pretty. The trees were greener, the sky was huge and for some reason I got these chill bumps and my heart was pounding out of my chest. As the cop walked up to my car, my friend told me that she had slipped some’never done E, plus I was drunk!!! So the cop gives me the monkey test, I stumble and almost fall when he asks me to touch my nose and stand on one foot. I told him I was nervous and that I’d never done this before. He then asked me if I had contacts – told me I was a pretty girl and to go home as soon as possible! Damn cops are stupid. Thank God! Moral: Watch your drinks if your gonna drive drunk- Oh yeah, and uh, look hot.
Only in College (EKU)…