From Elizabeth:
We were having a kegger and the word had gotten out. We were quickly running out of beer and the beer wasn’t going to last long. My roommates and I wanted to make sure that we had enough beer for the after party….
So we concocted a plan to “steal” our own tapper. I had my boyfriend grab the tapper under the pretense that he was changing the keg. But instead of changing the keg, he went to my room to hide the tapper.
After a few minutes the drunk people at the party realized that the keg wasn’t getting changed, and started coming up to me and my roommates asking us about it. We pretended to not know anything and act upset because “some guy” stole our tapper.
Apparently, some people at the party noticed a “guy in a green stripe shirt” take it and started to scour the party for this person. I texted my boyfriend and told him to ditch his green stripe dress shirt before he came back to the party. He did and once he joined the party again he participated in the hunt for the guy in the green stripe shirt.
Only in College…
pretty clever, i’ll have to try this sometime
that is brilliant…but evil
1. Kegger? Is this the 70s?
2. WTF is a tapper? It’s just a tap.
3. It’s green striped shirt; not green stripe shirt.
Where do you go? Eastern Mennonite?
lol ^^
Classic assault on a dwindling keg. Text book positioning, even better execution. You broke the enemies back while still maintaining the oh so important espionage. Surprise is on your side. And as the great Ricky Bobby says, “IF YOU AIN’T FIRST YOUR LAST.” You ma’am took first prize.
#5, what?
anyways, that’s hilarious, i’ll have to remember this
good stuff, sneaky bastards
what you always need to do is fill up 2 or 3 2-liter bottles before anyone gets there and hide them in someone’s mini-fridge or something