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It’s not what you think!

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From Anonymous:

Sometime in the first semester, I ran into a girl from one of my classes at a party. We chatted, and after a few drinks, we started getting really touchy/feely. At some point, we both went to the bathroom, where we ended up in a hot and heavy hook up session. Seeing as it was the only bathroom at the party, people started banging on the door telling us to hurry up. It was at this point that the girl I was with said she felt sick and started vomiting. At the same time, someone had gotten the owner of the house who proceeded to kick in the bathroom door. About 2 dozen people saw me with my pants down, with a full on boner, watching my topless hook up puke her brains out. Let’s just say I had A LOT of explaining to do.

Only in College…

5 Responses to “It’s not what you think!”

  1.  Anonymous Says:

    can you say blue balls?

  2.  Jason Says:

    hahaha, that sucks, i can just picture the look your face when the door was knocked down

  3.  Lewis Says:

    Man that is pretty funny. I can only imagine their faces when they bust through that door!!!

  4.  SodaLover Says:

    i think it’s exactly what i think

  5.  pokerface Says:

    ew

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