From Wako Kid, aka 18-year old homeless kid:
This story happened in the winter of this year. I go to school in Kentucky, and if you live anywhere near here than you would know about the big ice storm. This ice storm had us trapped in our dorms for about 3 or 4 days. Being bored as hell, I decide to throw the meanest party a dry campus had ever seen.
I woke up at the ass crack of noon, and had a handle of whiskey right by my bed so I had the breakfest of champions (about 4 shots), and then talked to about like 6 or 7 of my friends. They were ready for the all day all night drink-a-thon. So we go get 3 24 packs, and start calling people. By 7:30 we had about 30 people on the 4th floor of the dorms, and the handle was halfway gone, and beer was running short. The street beside the dorms was covered with broken glass and beer cans.
When that many people are partying at midnight, the RA’s will get called. The RA’s came up, and said they had already had 6 complaints on us. I was so drunk that I replied, “Now that is a good party” while laughing in his face. He told me that he had to take my beer and to quiet it down. My beer was un opened, and I’m not one to waste, so i took my key stabbed my beer and shotguned it in his face.
We partied until around 4. When i woke up, the RA told me that he had wrote me up 3 times. I said whatever and went back to bed.
So you think you party hard!!!!
Only in College…
u would..."
probably why you aren’t in school anymore, school isn’t a place for 24/7 partying
study hard, then play hard buddy
you are a big fat puss
damn straight go big or go home!!! PARTY IT UP
one handle and 3 24 packs…for thirty people on my campus in the dorms that would last tops about 3 hours…i hope you got more
that was just for 4 of my friends everyone else was byob!
you wouldnt last 3 hours here.
Study long, study wrong
watch out, this guys a badasss………ha
sorry, but i think you’re a moron. education does matter.
i wouldn’t call him a moron, just someone that cherishes drinking more than a proper education.