From Ben:
I woke up this morning and had no idea where I was. After a few moments of clarity, I finally realized I was in my apartment building’s lobby. The last thing I remember was celebrating with my friends when the Rockets beat the Lakers. Finds out, I never made it the bars with my friends. I was so jovial about the victory, my friends said I ran out the door and never came back. But I have a wristband from a club…hmm.
Only in College…
u would..."
you probably went to the club then and danced with a fat chick