From Anonymous:
So I had just moved into my freshman dorm the day before and we had an orientation dance. My friend and I had hitten it off pretty well so we decided to pregame together. This meant drinking half a handle of Senor Jose himself in an hour or so. So we stumbled to the dance and started dancing with random girls. Because nobody knew anyone there, chicks were hooking up with anyone they wanted to.
I hooked up with three girls I was dancing with, then left to take more shots. This made me black out and I found myself in another dorm of the quad doing shots of vodka in the hallway. I walked down the hall and found this girl I had met earlier that day. She told me she was locked out so I told her we could hang out in my room. As we walked down the stairs, she told me she didnt want to have sex becuase she was still a virgin. Next thing I knew the two of us were ass naked in my bed. I didnt have a condom so I threw on a pair of mesh shorts and stumbled down the hall to find one. I walked into the room that now I best friends live in and got one.
So me and this girl proceeded to have sex and then passed out. We woke up the next morning and being the gentleman that I am, I walked her back to her room so she didnt have to do the walk of shame. As we were in her room I asked for my shirt back, and since she didnt have her bra on, I got to see one last glimpse of her tits before I left.
What a great way to start college and to celebrate my **th birthday.
Only in College…



What an epic start to your collegiate career. Great story dude!
what a sad way for the girl to lose her virginity…
Hopefully you will get some use out of your college education and learn to write correctly.