From Anonymous:
Tues: The binge drinking started on St. Patty’s day in Milwaukee. My friend picked me up at the airport, and immediately we went to a bar. According to my credit card statement, spent $110. No black out.
Wed: The next day, I am in Madison, half off drinks at one of my favorite bars. I ordered 3 tall whiskey and sours. The bartender said 9 bucks! WOOT! Started double fisting. Blacked out. According to CC statement, spent $70.
Thurs: More drinking at the Dells. We did not bring enough booze. No black out.
Fri: Wisconsin played Florida St. My two friends and I drank a whole bottle of whiskey before even going to the bars. I do not have any recollection of the second half of the game except for the last 10 seconds of the game when Trevon somehow acrobatically made the game winning layup. According to my friends, at the bars, we took more shots, bought more drinks, took MORE shots. Ate Ian’s pizza drunk. Blacked out. According to my CC statement, this was all true.
Sat: By nighttime, my body was telling me to stop. I went where my heart lead me and continued to drink. Spent only $30. No black out.
Sunday and Monday: Brief Hiatus.
Tues: Flip night, 75% off, bartender was an old friend. 2 Shots, 2 beers, $3.75. 3 Irish car bombs, $3. According to my CC statement, I spent about $40 that night. Blacked out.
Wed: Half a bottle of wine to start my night. Then a repeat of last Wednesday night. Blacked out. Wine = worst hangover EVER.
Thurs: Boots at Ramhead, $12 German Beer, $10 Spotted Cow. No cc statement yet from Thursday. No black out.
Fri: Met up with some old friends for lunch at the Key, discovered FAC (Friday after class) at the Key started at 2pm, $2 dollar pitchers. 5 guys, ~20 pitchers, power hour, categories, charade to start the day/night off. Proceeded to power hour at the gritty, dollar drinks = double fisting. Blacked out. According to friends, more drinking at two different bars.
Sat (Today): To drink or not to drink is the question…
Only in College…



How are you alive?
Way to rep wisconsin well.
this story is not interesting. and this could easily happen outside of college. my alcoholic uncle does this every week, and he’s 40. all this story tells me is that you’re an idiot who probably buys lots of drinks for girls in hopes of getting laid, which i’m guessing you fail to do because you sound like a giant tool.
Ohhh the joys of Madison…
i don’t agree with mr. anonymous from march 30th… this is totally an oic story, especially since you miraculously made it through alive.
you make bucky proud.