From Anonymous:
I was in FL visiting my brothers. I haven’t seen them in eight years, the last three because I’ve been going to school in Germany. Well, all my brothers wanted to see if they could out drink me and I figured that would take forever so I didn’t want to. So, my brother Rob suggests that we buy a keg and see how fast we can drink it. I was ok with that so there were my 3 bros and I doing everything short of keg stands drinking this keg. We finished it in 2 hours and 20 some minutes. We’re all 185lbs+, 6′+ so we were barely buzzing so we went to some hickish old people bar and drank shots till they could barely walk. Rob calls his girlfriend to come pick us up. We all get in the his huge ass dodge ram (I hate huge trucks) and what does she do? She drives into a fucking tree. We went flying over the cab into branches and leaves into a ditch. I know I could’ve drove and made it home just fine. It was only sixish blocks away. Might as well have been driving drunk.
Only in College…
4 kids did not finish a keg, you guys are douchebags for even suggesting driving when you could have walked the 6 blocks.
fucking stupid 4 people finisha keg in 2 and half hours. yea right.
Especially since he brags about it like it’s no big deal. Come on guys!
you are an idiot. there are roughly 150 beers in a keg depending on the amount of foam u get from how many times you drop/bump it upon delivery. Even if you all drank 30 beers in 2 1/2 hours, which would be guaranteed coma/death from alcohol poisoning; you still would have about 1/4 of the keg to go. So after you magically defy science, you finish the keg and are not buzzed and go to the bar. You down a bunch of shots and are still sober enough to drive home. You would have been dead, unless it was a keg of odouls non-alcoholic beer and a bunch of malibu shots at the bar; this story is 100% untrue and you are an idiot