From Benz Billet:
So if anyone is familiar with New Mexico there is not much to do here and the girls are mostly sub-par and very stuck up at best. Well this event started on Friday afternoon, a friend of mine just got transferred from his job to the local mall. This turned out to be a blessing in disguise for both of us. During his afternoon at work he ran into the twins that so happen to bless us with their presence in our sociological theory class. I must digress for a moment back to Thursday. The class is very bland and the teacher is difficult to understand, you know one of those “money saving” professors that shit colleges employ, ya one of those. Anyways we happen to be lucky enough to score the seats right next to the girls and had a healthy door opening conversation about epic parties. Well heading back to the original plot of the story, my friend…lets call him Tyler….was approached by these two stunning females, which is a rare find in the “Land of Entrapment”. Tyler proceeds to tell them our evening plans and invites them over for a nice chill movie night at his place. Later on in the evening Tyler and I are pregaming for the epic events that are about to unfold. The girls arrive just in time for us to have finished out first twelve pack so we are well on our way to “fuckville”. Turns out the twins had the same idea in mind and were well on their way to “praying to the porcelain gods”. With a glisten in our eyes we both new what was going to happen. After a few drinks and blunt the girls brought us, we get the great idea to see who can lay in the freshly fallen snow in Tylers grassy front yard. Well of course four drunken ass holes would have no objection to this and we all head out side. Forgetting about how wet our clothes would become we all dive in and begin this stupid event. Needless-to-say we didn’t last long and all ran inside quickly. In a blink of an eye Tyler and I turn to see the twins undressing rapidly and running off to the master shower. Without skipping a beat, Tyler and I sprint down the hall fighting each other for first place. We ended up destroying these two lovely females and sending them on their way. Lets just say Tuesday was an awkward event until the twins made an epic suggestion…..they want to trade and do it again…..now only if I can remember who I had in the first place..
Only in College do dreams come true.
Only in College…
Haha, that’s fucking epic bro.