From Anonymous:
There’s nothing special about this story except that…IT WAS THE LUCKIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I am not much of a ladies man. In fact, I am bit nerdy, but I am not ashamed to admit it. Anyways, a week ago I was drunk and there were about six drunk girls at my friend pad. There was this fine blond girl with a nice rack and a blue mini-skirt who I later found out was named “Kate.” Erik told me to go for it, and as usual I told him it would be a cold day in hell before she even talked to me, but when I went to the kitchen to take a couple shots a fucking miracle happened.
I walked in and the girl was crying her ass off. Okay, I know, not what you call a Christmas miracle or anything, but I knew this was my chance to play up the nice friendly nerd card. I asked her what was wrong and she told me that her boyfriend was fucking some other girl so they broke up a week ago. Being kinda drunk I guess she just broke down so I invited her to take a couple shots with me. We took a shot of JD and vodka and I told her she could hang out in my room until she felt better. She took my advice and I told her I would check on her in like 10 minutes. When I went in to check on her she was on my computer watching some porn of a blond chick giving a bj that I was jerking it to earlier. What a fucking moron. I left that shit on my queue in Winamp.
I ran over, apologized, and reached over to shut it off, but this fine ass drunk girl just turned to me and said “I can do that way better than that.” I bet that she couldn’t and after a bit of coaxing she was sucking my cock while I had a bottle of Jim Beam in my hand. Erik knocked on the door in the middle of it to see that we were okay and I yelled that we were sleeping. Then this girl started going wild and asked me to fuck her “as hard as I could.” I happily obliged and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire young life. The next morning I woke up at around noon and she was gone. I haven’t talked to her.
Only in College…