From Devil:
I’m leaving Duke this year, so I decided to have a good bye party for all my close girlfriends. I (yes, Franzia). I pulled out all the stops to get various drugs. Of course, half of my friends were weenies who only wanted to drink, but I got the other half on stimulants and weed along with the alcohol. Over the course of the night, we drank almost all of the beers and half the box of wine. I didn’t really have a clear plan of what we were going to do, but i’d bought some crayola markers on a whim, and we ended up drawing all over each other. It started out nice and conservative with little messages: ‘I’m going to miss you’ and stuff, but by the end of the night, we were just scrawling obscenities all over each other. I had ‘cunt’ on my inner thigh and ‘fuck buddy’ on my shoulder among many other things.
I also made the rule that you couldn’t come unless you wore ‘weird shit’ and my friends deifnitely took this to heart. I was wearing this really short vintage Mexican style dress that was green with a huge red ruffle. My friend was wearing a swimsuit from the 1950s that had little shorts on it and blue and white polka dots. Two other girls were wearing shirts and sesame street underwear. We were in my dorm, so when we went out to have cigarettes and stuff, we ran into all the sober people, and we were wearing costumes and had writing all over us, which was one of the best parts in my opinion. Over the course of the night, we also managed to have several hikes outside to pee in weird places (sort of a weird tradition with my friends.)
It wasn’t a particualrly big or well-stocked in terms of drugs/alcohol or in-a-bar party, but everyone swore it was the best time we’d had all year. it was good that we all enjoyed it so much b/c crayola marker does not come off very easily, especially multiple layers of it! i ended up just leaving it on for awhile. Plus, the substances in conjunction with the marker did give al my friends at Duke a chance to say goodbye to me and stuff. They made me a huge number of signs with the markers, too, which I bounded into a book. Suffice to say, one was a poem: ‘roses are red, violets are blue, we’ll miss em, and need a new drug connoisseur too!’
Only in College (Duke)…
private schools and their drugs
hahah, nice little poem
About to leave Duke and still used “bounded?” Your parents made a wise investment.