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Praise Allah-cohol

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From T.D.:

My parents are strict Muslims, so drinking was always looked down upon in my family. I took full advantage of being away from home my freshman year by doing some hardcore partying. One particular weekend, my friends and I did a power hour, and I ended up getting shit faced and blacking out. The next day, I get a call from my mom damning me to high heavens. Apparently, I had left her a voicemail saying how much I loved alcohol and how I was converting to Irish Catholic. I had to convince her that my friend had gotten ahold of my phone and made the call. She let it go, but I doubt she actually bought it.

Only in College…

5 Responses to “Praise Allah-cohol”

  1.  Cow Says:

    haha, alcohol always brings out the best of us, especially the truth

  2.  Judy Says:

    phew, at least she didn’t disown you

  3.  Jack Says:

    don’t feel bad, you’re just getting americanized

  4.  megan Says:

    jack, that’s a pretty naive comment. just because he’s muslim doesnt mean he’s not american.

  5.  Tess Says:

    i think it’s almost impossible to not drink in college

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