From Oops:
My girlfriend decided she wanted to stay in last Thursday night, so I went out without her. Cut things short, I drunk texted her that I wanted to see her later that night. She told me she wanted to sleep, but my persistence paid off. My drunken ass got to her dorms. Her door is always unlocked, I got into her bed, and started flirting with her in the dark. When I started kissing her, I tasted alcohol in her breath, I thought it was just me. I went for her breasts, did they grow? I looked closely at the girl, HOLY CRAP, this isn’t my girlfriend, I went into the wrong room. The girl was obviously drunker than I was, I sneaked out of the room and made my way to my girlfriend’s. This time, I doubled checked it was her. I don’t think her hallmate remembers a single thing.
Only in College…
who’s hotter? if the hallmate is, not a bad mistake to make again lol
hope your gf never finds out
um… really? pretty low, kenneth.
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