From Jordan:
Back in freshman year our dorm RA was a complete tool. I don’t want to get into the specifics of why he was, so just take my word for it. Anyhow, my dorm mates and I caught him coming home completely wasted. He walked by our doors mumbling something stupid, and drooling from his mouth. He had the stupid drunk look that people get when they are hammered. It is fair to say he looked like a cross between Java the Hut and the Elephant man at the time. It was quite the scene I tell you. After a few more games of Halo, my friends and I were on our way to another dorm mates room when we noticed Mr. RA passed out in the middle of the hall. … Opportunities like these are hard to come by. Carpe Diem I say, seize the moment!
Something was surely going to be done.
We phoned one of our girlfriends to bring over her fairy Halloween costume. It was one of those two piece silver costumes: short skirt, skimpy top, and two beautiful wings and a fairy rod. We’ve all seen girls dressed in this costume. If you don’t have a mental image in your head, google fairy costumes.
With great caution we removed his pants and shirt, and replaced them with the fairy skirt and top. He looked so cute in it, his mother would be so proud! Then we rolled him over and attached the wings with some duct tape. To top it off we put the rod in his hands. Then we had our girlfriend apply some lipstick and mascara. After some deliberation we decided that he really needed some painted fingernails to really complete his look.
I shit you not, he woke up the next morning in the same stupid spot, to the entire dorm hall laughing hysterically at his stupid self. He had no idea he was in a fairy suit. It was hilarious watching his facial expression going from “WHAT THE F*CK” to “WHAT THE F*CK IM IN A FAIRY COSTUME F*CK MY LIFE.” He received a standing ovation and round of applause from the entire hall. The worst part about it was the fact that he had an RA meeting that very morning. He fell asleep in his bed, with the costume still on, only to be woken up a few hours later by other RA’s who were checking up on him because he was absent from the mandatory meeting. It was a fabulous day.
His nickname is “Fairy,” and we love it.
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Truly epic, I applaud you for your heroism. I can’t believe he never woke up.
Did you guys take any pictures?
The worst thing I did to my freshmen year housefellow (RA) was ripping her beloved whiteboard from her door. Unfortunately, the next week, she went to get a bigger whiteboard. The whole floor knew it was me, but no one ratted me out thankfully.
We had a really really hot housefellow. One night, she wrote my friends and I up for drinking in the dorms. For some reason, she was in her PJs while on her final round of checking, we were so drunk, we didn’t even try to defend ourselves, her cleavage was well worth it.
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