From Anonymous:
This morning, my female roommate and I woke up in my bed for the first time this year. Our relationship has always been platonic. But last night, we went out because I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. I had very little recollection of the night before. I asked my roommate what happened. She responded that we were at the bars and I saw my ex-gf, and that I asked her to make out with me to make my ex jealous. I then proceeded to text my ex telling her I was going to have sex with my roommate. I looked in my phone, and yes indeed, I did text her that.
Only in College…
you should text her the next morning and rub it in haha