From Anonymous:
One night, my friend Kate and I had to work at a fundraising party. we ended up serving this punch all night that tasted like there was nothing in it but I know for a fact that each batch (think cooler size) had 3 bottles of everclear in it, at least. Of course, by the end of the night, we were both so drunk we could barely walk.
I made sure she had a ride home and ended up going to another party, where I passed out. When I got home to my dorm room in the morning, someone had ripped the screen off my window and slept in my bed. I was kinda nervous and really pissed, but I just fell asleep. Later that afternoon, kate called to tell me what had happened. She ended up at home, and in her bed. She sleeps in a tank top and underwear (key fact here). At about 4 in the morning, she woke up on her fire escape on the fourth floor of her dorm. She couldn’t get in the building and had no phone, so she walked across campus in her underwear and broke into my room. I started leaving my windows unlocked all the time after that.
Only in College…



hah, our house is never locked, our friends just came walk right in, it’s at the point where we should charge them rent for spending so much time over here