From BAGEK:
You know when you are faded, its the end of the night and you lay in your bed thinking (damn I’d hook up with anyone right now). Well one night I was in bed when suddenly this fat whale hops in my bed and grabs my cock. I’m faded so I go with it. She starts jerking me off then goes in for a kiss. As I’m kissing her I notice the taste of sumthing spicy, like nachos. I’m thinking, why does this chick taste like nachos? So I stop kissing her and ask: “Have you been eating nachos? She says: “No, why?” Its at that point I realize it wasn’t nachos I was tasting, it was puke.
Only in College…
This is just plain gross…
I don’t think I will be eating nachos for awhile now.
Did you keep going or stop?
i got up with all the blankets and slept outside on my trampoline so nobody would know i hooked a fatty
hahaha thats hilarious you should win the VISA girt card
ewwwwww, thats just awful
crazy, yeah i agree with with goat master, visa card shoudl be yours
why would you do such a thing, oh wait you were faded, but still
filth
wow, i can’t believe you posted this, outragous
BAGEK, your stories are great, the gift card should be yours
messy u r a beast
oh lord, what a saucy mess u must have been
did u ask for extra chesse?
i can taste your glory
godlike
yeah i agree, visa card should go this way
dammmmnnn, only a true thug master could pull that off
desperate times, i guess
dude that’s epic
this makes no sense, you were just laying there and she hopped in your bed randomly?
yeah, she just flopped down on my bed looking for a place to pass out I guess
whocares if u hooked up with a fat girl?