From Ben:
My friend had just broken up with his girlfriend and was feeling really down about it so I got a few of our mutual friends together and we decided to just get plastered off tequila shots. In 20 minutes the five of us had finished a liter of Cuervo and my depressed buddy and I shared 20 oz of Patron which we downed in three massive gulps each. One of our friends shows up late but is drunk from hanging out with other friends and suggests we walk across campus to get some 40’s.
So we all make the trek and along the way I jump on every parked car I see trying to set the alarm off. I fail on all attempts but manage to dent a few. We all down a 40 and decide to explore the maintenance tunnels that link all the major buildings on campus. I blackout as we descend the ladder to the tunnels. I wake up in my friends room covered in trash, coffee grains and Honey Bunches of Oats. I get out of bed and observe that we have managed to shatter the clear plastic bin in which he kept all his food.
Neither of us knew you could shatter that kind of plastic. On my walk back to my room I notice multiple exit signs missing from various parts of the ceiling. As I round the corner to my room I find one exit sign that was obviously bashed by a very hard object. I enter my room and find a janitor’s mop bucket, a baseball bat, a mini fridge and an overturned shopping cart containing two smashed exit signs and three different kinds of street signs. This night was definitely one we will never forget despite our inability to remember anything.
Only in College…
HAHAHA so tequila turns you guys into the incredible hulk eh?
fucking with other peoples cars is a dick move.