From Anonymous:
Three nights ago I was really drunk and we were all playing Truth or Dare at this party. I was dared to run around the building naked, so of course I did. When I got back to the front door of apartment number one, those at the party decided to lock me out. I stood out there for a bit. The next door neighbors got home. Two preppie girls looked at me and said, “Truth or Dare again, huh?” I said nervously, “Yeah.” They just shook their heads and went into their apartment. When their door was shut, I heard them click the deadbolt into place. Finally after about 10 minutes or so, my “friends” let me back in. I’m quite a fat fucker and the girls kept slapping me on the bare ass while I tried to put my pants on. Good times.
Only in College (EKU)…