From My BDay:
Key Points:
1. drink 1 liter of 151 with my brother in my dorm room
2. go to bar, run into a guy i went to high school with
3. go to his frat, find out about a party
4. walk to said party
5. have a midget light my bong
6. have an asian hooker throw cheez-its at me, for an unsettling amount of time
7. witness a rat being immolated on a barbeque grill
8. realize i’m f****d and about 2 miles from my dorm at 3am in january (reaaaally cold)
9. convince a gas station clerk to my brother and I to warm up while walking home, she hits on my brother, we score free hot dogs.
10. somehow wake up in my dorm room 9 hours later
Only in College…
u would..."
and the cool thing? you’re not even 21 yet haha