From Pete:
After I got home from the bars last night, I went on my computer to put an away message up. This girl I had a crush on for a long time was online, so I decided to drunken aim her. I told her I didn’t want to go to sleep, and asked her if she wanted to hang out. She replied with, “I am already in my comfy clothes, but if you can suggest something absolutely fun, I’ll think about it.” There is a swimming/spa in our complex and a basketball hoop, so I suggested we go have some fun in it. She responded, “okay, sounds fun, you have exactly 5 minutes to pick me up, or else i’m passing out.” I thought she was joking, but she was serious, and she started the clock on me, “4:59, 58, 57…”
So I sprinted out of my apartment, hopped on my moped. To get to her place usually takes about 5 minutes on my moped but that is if all the lights are green. I was approaching a red light, I decided to run the light. After no more than 50 yards, I hear sirens. Yup, got tickets, but she answered the door. I’m still trying to decide if the tickets were worth it.
Only in College…
u would..."
just think of it as hiring a pro
but without the stds…or maybe not
what a loser who has a moped
Cool moped bro… so you got pulled over wasted on a moped snd the cops let you jump back on it and drive away… sounds like bullshit..