From Anonymous:
The other night, I had a few friends over to pregame before we headed out. I had a Wii, so one of my friends wanted to try Wii Sports. We started playing. We were playing tennis, and then my friend said, “check this out,” and swings her arm and hits the handles (Ketel One and Patron) on the bar table. They immediately shattered on the wooden floor. We “cleaned” up the mess and the pieces of glass.
The next day, I saw my roommate walking funny, I asked him what’s wrong. He replied, “I stepped in pieces of glass, who the f*** broke glass.” I pretended to have absolutely no idea…
Only in College…



nice to have more than one roommates somtimes, i can’t stand mine though
hahaha, ouch, what a waste though. i only get plastic bottle stuff
i hope the alcohol wasn’t yours