From Ian:
I am sure I am not the only one who needs to look through his call log/texts the next day to piece together what happened the previous night. This morning, I woke up with 27 unread texts. Here are some of them:
“Dude the twins you’re talking to hot who are they”
“hey loser. going to close the deal tonight?”
“youre an asshole im leaving have fun buying those sluts shots”
“you should come back and close your tab bartender said you never closed it”
“i hope you burn in hell”
I went back to the bar this afternoon to close my tab and had a mandatory 25% gratitude added to my $147.50 tab. Oh, and I only woke up with one of the twins, darn.
Only in College…
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I prefer to delete all my texts the next morning without reading any of them. But your friend reminding you to go close your tab was pretty clutch.
i love reading all my drunk texts the next morning, they are usually freaking hilarious
i usually can’t even understand half of mine
For $150, atleast you ended up with one of the twins.