From Anonymous:
Me and a few of my girls decided to head to one of the fraternity’s christmas parties. We pre-partied, and then arrived to find an open bar. Needless to say, I got pretty smashed. Next thing I remember, I’m waking up on my friend’s couch, still in costume. I feel a little hungover, but what hurts is half of my face. My cheekbone is tender to the touch. When I ask my friend what happened, she proceeded to laugh and tell me that while walking through the parking lot, they made a comment about how they were so drunk they almost tripped. They then turn around to see me trip and catch myself on the pavement… with my face. I had scratches all up my jaw bone, and quite a story to share…
Only in College…
ouchhhhhhhh
surprised you didn’t bleed or anything, or didn’t notice it
The pavement fucked me in the face and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.