From Andy:
Over spring break my extended family and I took a cruise around Mexico. I decided to hit on this hot girl by the pool. We were totally hitting it off and having a great time until I told her my large crazy fucked up family was all on board. Then she told me hers was too. This smoking hot chick was my second cousin.
Only in College…
i don’t know what I would do if something like that happened to me.
It’s better than being a first cousin…or even your brother.