From Connor:
It was freshman year in the dorms, and my buddy and I had gotten our hands on some liquor. We were drinking some Bacardi shots. Its around 11 at night and I wanted to stop by and chill with this chick I liked. Well, I had forgotten that her overly protective/stupid/meathead boyfriend was in town and hanging with her. My friend and I are hammered at this point but we walk over to her dorm anyways. I knock on her door, legs wobbling, vision blurred, but clear in the head. I knocked again, this time the door opens. Its her boyfriend, steaming from the ears. I could see the girl in the background giving me the “Oh My God SHHHH” look, so I figured I’d play it safe.
The BF says, “WHO THE F ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
I responded with, “Sir I am this dorm halls RA, and if you speak to me in that manner again I will have you escorted out and written up.”
He was stumped. I made him apologize and call me sir. I winked at the girl and then left.
She and I had a nice laugh about it the next day.
Only in College…
u would..."
That pretty good pretending to be an RA