From MiggityMoe:
We got back to campus from the off campus party that had just been busted by the cops. I went up to an apartment where a few of my buddies lived. I had given them a couch that I didn’t have any room for in my apartment. Well one thing lead to another and for some reason these guys didn’t get along with the guys across the hall from them, and they ended up thinking that it would be a good idea to push the couch in question over to the other apartment. Why? I dunno, but that’s what happened.
These two apartments get in a shoving match with this couch. One thing leads to another and some dude comes up the stairs and flips the couch over the balcony. Just as the couch goes crashing 40 feet down to the floor, our RA walks by, and this guy was a total prick. He comes running upstairs, screamin into the apartments for nobody to go anywhere. He was pissed cuz aparently he almost died or somethin. Well he turns his back to the apartment I was in for 30 seconds to yell at the guys across the hall and just as he turned his back, for the second time that evening, I bolted down the stairs, out the front door and didn’t stop running until I had made it back to my own apartment. Then he comes into my buddies’ apartment to take their witness statements.
Now, here’s the real problem, he goes into the apt and the door locks behind him and the doorknob is broken. This guy can’t get out of an apartment full of dudes that hate him. For two hours public safety and locksmiths try to get into this apartment while this guy starts calling everyone he knows on his cell phone and letting them know where he is in case something terrible happens to him. Finally public safety and the locksmiths decide they’re not getting into this apartment the clean way and pull out a sledge hammer and smash the door in, liberating this RA from his own personal hell and making for a hilarious end to by far one of the greatest stories in college history. It was that dude’s fault for being an RA.
Only in College…
Oh wow! Now that is funny. Thanks for sharing!
I think i’ve seen this somewhere before…but it’s not bad at all